Indiana Joanna (khakipants) wrote in seemslikeowls,
Indiana Joanna

Monday night-

I've won The Ashes. Not through any cricket-related activity; there was some sort of raffle that I wasn't aware I'd entered. Stephen Fry is understandably annoyed.

I receive a Staples box (formerly containing reams of paper), filled with ashes and entirely enclosed by packing tape. I leave it closed. Also delivered is a cardboard tube, within which I find a smaller cardboard tube, within which I find a smaller, refrigerated, cardboard tube. Inside the smallest tube is a very old document, which I remove only partially, then return to the tube unread.

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