Flicker (wowbagger) wrote in seemslikeowls,

Why am I dreaming about *him*?

Ryan Reynolds is in a movie playing a child molester who's kidnapped a young girl (no older than five). Every day, her family meets at a local burger joint to talk about ways to find her. I meet someone there and we decide to try dating, and for some reason he always orders the same burger as me.

Eventually, the little girl escapes from Ryan Reynolds, who manages to elude capture by framing someone else (his method of framing involves pouring a whole lot of blood on the ground). He finds the little girl, at night, behind the burger joint, and seems to convince her to come back with him. He hoists her up for a piggyback ride; once she's in place, she strangles him until he passes out and then stabs him.

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